Wednesday, November 29, 2006

More Conan lines

The Fox network has canceled publication of the O.J. Simpson book and television special "If I Did It." When he heard this O.J. was furious and said, "What have I ever done to deserve this?"
President Bush is finishing up a trip to Vietnam. Yesterday thousands of cheering people lined the streets of Ho Chi Minh City to greet Bush on his arrival. But the cheering stopped in Ho Chi Minh when President Bush said, "Greetings, Hos."
This is President Bush's first trip to Vietnam. Afterwards, the President said, "It's nice here, I don't know what John McCain's talking about."
Senator John Kerry says he's thinking about running for president in 2008. In other words, Kerry is still telling bad jokes.
Bobby Brown has reportedly gotten a woman pregnant - even though he'd told her he had a vasectomy. The woman says she should have known Brown was lying - because he also said he had a car and a job.

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