Tuesday, November 21, 2006

More Conan O'Brien jokes

Sunday night Kevin Federline was performing a concert when he went off on his divorce and said "F" Britney. Fortunately, no one in the audience was offended because there was no one in the audience.

This week President Bush is flying to Asia to meet with leaders of Indonesia, Malaysia, the Phillippines, Singapore, Thailand and Vietnam. Or as Bush calls them, China.

Yesterday, Democrat Russ Feingold announced that he has decided NOT to run for President in 2008. Which finally answers the question no one asked.

President Bush just announced that next month he will host a White House conference on malaria. Bush told reporters, "I'm looking forward to meeting the Malarians."

Lawyers in Germany are trying to have Donald Rumsfeld arrested and tried for war crimes. You know things are bad when Germany is accusing you of war crimes.

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