Friday, May 18, 2007

Long Island Lolita and the Chooch

OK, TV's "The Insider" show reports that former lovers Joey Buttafuoco and Amy Fisher were caught on video (seen Thurs. on the show) enjoying a romantic Italian dinner at Paces's Steakhouse in Port Jefferson, New York late Wednesday night. "The restaurant, 56 miles east of Manhattan, seated Amy and Joey in a private wine room," says The Insider.
The show reports that the couple dined on oysters on the half shell, surf and turf, garlic bread and shared chocolate mousse and Crème Brulee for dessert.
Oysters, eh?
OK, so the media can't get right the fact that Saddam Hussein didn't have nuke-ya-ler weapons, but we know what Amy and Joey had for dinner last night. And the gun-smacking public probably cares more about this story than the former.
If only the Iraq debacle had some sex attached to it.

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