Palin: one letter away from Pain

GOP superstar Sarah Palin was at the "tea party" convention and (wait while I look at my hands) she blasted President Barack Obama, who was elected to a very high office while she (I look at my hands again) was sent back to Alaska to quit her day job, write a book and start a show on (I consult the cheat sheet on my hand) friendly Fox News. The "fair and balanced" network, beating CNN in ratings, is led by the man who perfected scare tactics with the Willie Horton ad and is partly owned by a Saudi money man.