Ladies, you too can own the gown that Ciari wore to the Grammys. Just cough up a couple of years' salary.
Hey, its Nicki Minaj and Little Wayne. Not that I've ever heard one of their songs.
Lady Gaga made her entrance in an egg, with handmaidens! All the stars should enter in food items. That would be cool.
Odd Rob Jones won in the pre-show show (I think this bloated awards show actually ran about 8 hours long).