You are not the TV series we want

Did you catch the new "Grease" reality show? I haven't seen something this unwatchable since my last haircut. Good golly, it's bad. With the stupid premise (does "America" really want another Danny and Sandy, as they say here?), the cheesey "American Idol" ripoff and the hoary cliche of a dramatic catchphrase ("You're the ONE that we want to go to Grease camp ... blah blah"), it was very bad. I would rather eat Grease than watch this. Umm, bacon grease...