THE "LATE SHOW" TOP TEN
"Things Overheard at Osama Bin Laden’s 50th Birthday Party"
[As presented on the Monday, March 12 broadcast of the LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN, seen weeknights (11:35 PM‑12:37 AM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.]
10. “Who’s up for ‘Pin the Turban on the Blind Sheik’?”
9. “Death to these novelty candles that light again after you blow them out!”
8. “Mullah Omar’s running late – he forgot to change his clocks.”
7. “To fool United States Special Forces, we had the bakery personalize the cake ‘Happy Birthday Debbie.’”
6. “For he’s a jolly good fellow, which the infidels will deny.”
5. “I hope you don’t already have season one of ‘Who’s the Boss?’ already.”
4. “Paris Hilton will attend anything.”
3. “When does the stripper jump out of the falafel?”
2. “No cake for Osama – he’s ballooned to 102 pounds.”
1. “Saddam sent a congratulatory telegram from hell.”
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